Christian-based Humor & Wisdom
Christian One-Liners
  • Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

  • Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

  • People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

  • Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

  • If the parish wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

  • God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

  • Peace starts with a smile.

  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.

  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.

  • If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

  • Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

  • Don't tell God about your big problems, tell the problems about your big God.

  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

  • The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

  • The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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